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Born on April 28, 1938, Grace became the first refugee to singularly swim across the Indian ocean to Canada. Over the course of her life, Grace has accomplished much and inevitably, her legacy will forever remain as a reminder of her charming personality and enduring perseverance. Her achievements include, but are not limited to, a permanent criminal profile on Interpol and Guinness world record holder of most cows groomed in one day.
As a child, Grace had always aspired to become the most high and loyal hair stylist of Simba, King of all Lions. Her hobbies include plagiarizing Ph.D papers, spying on the ever-so-suspicious Floop and taking long walks on the beach. Currently, she is working on her debut novel "Establish Your Interpol" for Dummies. Grace is a role model to all children old and young and she wishes you all the best in your all your future aspirations which, of course is to one day become like her. |
"We were all born ignorant, but one must consistently work hard to remain stupid." - Love, your one and only Head Editor, Grace Yin. xoxo
Shannon’s childhood dream was to become a Christmas Tree Specialist (an expert in Christmas trees’- including summer Christmas trees’- design, type, color, taste, durability and so on). All that changed in 1973, when a stranger informed seventeen-year-old Shannon that she was chosen for a top secret mission carried out by the Vietnamese government. Her, and a group of other young people who have nothing better to do with their time, were to take a 6-year journey to the planet of Artoplogian and be educated by the Artoplogianian masters in a field of their choice. Unfortunately and unexpectedly, Christmas Tree Specialist was not an option.
Thus began Shannon’s life as a web designer. Aside from her job at What’s On back on earth, her favorite pastimes include fish drumming and burning spoons. Her all-time favorite food is paint brushes boiled in oxygen, but the oxygen has to be CA brand or else she won’t like it. This is also why she is currently searching the globe for CA brand oxygen, which she firmly believes exists. She would love it if anyone with information on CA brand oxygen would please contact her via the “Contact Form” below; but if you just want to say hi, that is fine, too. |
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Genius is often hidden- especially if your genius if gained through visiting another galaxy and meeting extraterrestrial creatures. -Shannon Gui
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Meet Saba Houmani. She's really cool and and likes to maximize the number of people she offends every time she talks. Don't leave her alone with children or flammable objects. She's writing for our website as community service because long story short, she's terrible at hiding her drugs. She spends her time thinking about time travel and cloning. She gives free bowl cuts on Wednesdays behind the school so catch up on this trend while it's still hot!
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"Do whatever you want." -Saba Houmani
Raeesa was born in the Bermuda Triangle and, when she was 12, she moved to New Guinea and lived with the Korowai tribe (who are cannibals) for a year. She quickly learned survival and fighting skills. She then travelled the world and moved to Toronto, where She pursued her passion for boxing, kickboxing, and other fighting techniques in professional leagues.
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"Act crazy, weird, and insane sometimes - it will bring out the best in you." -Raeesa Hajee
Biography Specialist
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Meet Alaina Gu. She majored in jabowaky fighting in high school. Outside of school, her favorite things to do are dissecting trolls and sculpting eyes. Her family is consisted of only 3 people - mainly because she ate the rest - her father, her mother and herself. Her mother is a potion specialist with psychic abilities while her father owns a wand shop. Together they like to have wizard dules. Alaina constantly strives to be one day like them. The reason she likes to write boxing articles for What's On is because she still suffers from a curse by Sabrina the teenage witch. The only way to break that curse is to write boxing articles.
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“Don't put your wand into your back pocket! Better wizards than you have lost buttocks from it! - Alastor Mad Eye Moody <3